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Lloyd Korn
Lloyd Korn was born in faggotville in 1977. He currently resides in his grandmother's basement where he reguarly eats some pizza pops and plays online poker when he's not playing Halo 3 for 5 hours on end. His dreams include: getting a life, getting laid, getting everything everyone else has at his age, and last but not least, getting his collector's edition of Anubis, because Anubis is just so smexy! WAGGA. His current job as a lawyer is not fufilling. He plans to become a male exotic dancer, pose for www.playgirl.com and get it on with plastic wrap. Ironically, some might see him as a nerd. Incidentally, he failed all his subject due to constant scratching of his balls when in class. He plans to go on a cross country trip with his friends, Spongebob and Patrick. They all plan to have an orgy, where by an off chance Lloyd Korn might actually see some vagina action(SPONGE BOB IS A GIRL YES!)

Lloyd Korn, a.k.a. Lord Faggot, came to prominence when he shut down, or basically raped all the private servers on xtremetop 100. He is an epic retard who can't do shit, and the only reason why he got the job was because he sucked Nexon's dicks. Anubis wishes him good luck on his journey of becoming a fucktard, and hopes that in the end, he might buck up and actually get laid(in his terms, getting laid actually means 1st base. But enough with that ORLY?). However, in the mean time, Anubis wishes Lord Faggot to continue licking his own balls, using lady Gillette shavers and last but not least, watching Barny on ABC at 7:00 AM.

JONAS BROTHERS!